Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. It creeps up on you anon. As you grow older it will avoid you. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. Fun is like life insurance. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Franklin pierce adams.

The older you get the more it costs. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Funny 50th birthday sayigns. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. Funny 50th birthday sayings. Do not worry about avoiding temptation.

Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Funny birthday sayings. Old age is like underwear.